Total global solutions: Sepp puts the world to rights. PHOTO: GETTY
That man Sepp is at it again, dismissing the idea that racism is a problem in football with typical élan. What would Sepp’s take be on other issues of the day?
On the Eurozone
“Okay, Europe’s bankers might have totally shafted the world’s economy a bit, but these things happen in the heat of the moment on the trading floor.”
On global warming
“I would deny it. There is no global warming. That would be if an ice cap actually attacked a polar bear, something like that.”
On Italy’s political crisis
“Obviously it was disgraceful what happened to Silvio – a dear personal friend and one of the most brilliant statesmen of the age. But now that they have dispensed with all that old fashioned “electing people” business, I am sure we will really see big improvements.”
On Kate McCann
“I do not know why she cannot just shake hands with the News Of The World people who published her private diary without permission and move on.”
On England rugby
“Why should Rob Andrew resign just because he is the figurehead of an organisation that has totally failed?
On Pippa Middleton’s break-up
“Perhaps if she had tighter shorts she could have held on to her man.”
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